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liamcame:

a masterpost that essentially shoves liam james payne right into your face until you acknowledge this kind gentle bear man is actually sunshine wrapped inside muscle and softness worth cuddling

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#LIAMAPPRECIATIONDAY

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lovely-squishy-jellyfish:

hemmolifestyle:

relahvant:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

STINKY PICKLE

yogurt slinger

bologna pony

DOINKER WTF

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dbpony:

unprettyprincess:

crazysexyfierce:

high-in-the-tardis:

balconyscene:

women

Majestic Motherfucking Creatures we are.

This is sensational

This is the best post

This photo set popped up just in time.

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stablevertigo:

What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:

  • I am unable to do that
  • I am too stressed out to do that
  • I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
  • My body will physically not allow me to do that
  • I am on the verge of a panic attack
  • I cannot do that

What people hear:

  • I am unwilling to do that
  • I am just shy
  • I am overreacting
  • I am lazy
  • I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
  • I need a push
  • I don’t want to do that

Inspired by X

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gay4zayn:

i hope liam murders zayn’s ass every night

YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS

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ziamism:

TJHIS LOOKS EXACTYLY LIKE ZIAM IM GONNA RIP MY SKIN OFF

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OMG LIAM-oh. Sorry sir, I have mistaken you for someone else

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delladilly:

are you having a rough day? try staring at this gifset of zayn malik. are you feeling overwhelmed, stressed out, or fed up? look at zayn malik. did your cat just throw up? shhhh. just sit here with me for a minute. pause. breathe. lovegaze at zayn malik. have you been listening to a lot of people talk a lot of bullshit? it’s okay. think about zayn malik. are you a desolate and stormy desert plain? zayn malik. 

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elcunor:

onedirectionyacunts:

elcunor:

Didn’t know I was hurting you for shipping Ziam and Elounor lmao.

Elounor doesn’t know when their anniversary is or when and how they met so fuck out mah face. I didn’t tag this ELOUNOR so there was no reason for you to reblog bye

They do know. Do you not see anniversary tweets every year? Lmao. P.s. maybe you shouldn’t tag one direction next time ;)

Maybe you should suck my dick until you choke on it

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